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Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.
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A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Brea..
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The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.
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