Skullet

What is Skullet?


1.

This subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot

Jane: Bobby your daddy has a skullet!!!

Bobby: No he aint go no dog gone sku-let.

Jane: oh yeah he do Bobby

Bobby: Hey Woman how bout you go get me a beer?

Jane: *heads for the fridge*

2.

a person with a mullet haircut that is going bald on top

damn, thats a sweet skullet

See mullett

3.

A man in his mid 40's who is trying to retain what he believes is style and babe-magnet attraction by compensating for forehead hairloss by growing an ever longer, and often curly back mullet

John Storella-Mullin, a famous Quincy playboy who is way past his prime, but still needs to get dates and party and believes that the QUincy/Revere beach look along with penny-loafers and no socks really attracts women

4.

think mullet, but instead of short hairs on the top there is just a bald head.

donny: "look at that guys skullet"

teen: "oh me gorsh"

5.

A descendant of the mullet generally worn by dirty old men, The scullet has a mullet-like apperance with bald scalp on the top of the head and long hair on the sides and back of the head.

Look at the skullet on that greasy

mo-fo

6.

Common hair style for an online predator in which there is no hair on the top of the head, but long in the back.

"I went to go meet this hot girl that I met online, when I saw that it was a dude that had a Skullet."

See hair, online, predator, male, lie

7.

skull-et, A hairdoo that's more of a 'condition' in which a man, usually of Southern USA persuasion, grows the remaining hair he has real long in the back. The drummer from Fleetwood Mac used to sport this monstrosity. The kicker to the skullet is that the man has to be butt bald on top. Hence the name SKULLet

Me- Damn dude, the whole deep south is sporting the rad mullet; with their country asses.

kid- Except that old trucker has the whole SKULLET thing going on!

Me- He even has a chain on his camoflage wallet.

kid- Hot diggity dawg!

See mullet, hick, country, southern, kentucky waterfall


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