What is Skump?
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Skump is short for "skateboard pump", since skateboard pumping and longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970's - along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.
Skump sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!
Check out skumping for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.
To skump endlessly, is to reach nirvana. -Mahatma Gandhi
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to be or act like a ganster or a black person
that dog be skump as hell yo
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When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.
Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.
" I just skumped the bowl"
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Verb. Derived by contracting the words Sky and Hump. For a man to wrap both of a woman's legs around his waist so as to elevate her off of the ground with a repeated thrusting motion. A common dance move.
"He really skumped that girl on the dancefloor last night."
"Wow! Dale almost skumped her right through the ceiling!"
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dried semen on ones clothing
is that skump on your pants, brianny
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An extended period of poor performance, especially in a sport or competitive activity, which a fan hopes said player will recover from. Similar to slump.
I miss Lowell. I know he's skumping, but he's still an all-star in my book.
