Skumpkin Edit Meaning

1. Short for hand job; derivative of the more desirable "beej," which is short for blow job. Often used self-mockingly in the wa..

1. when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause e..

1. An obese, adult male, which spends his time sitting in a lazy boy recliner; often sports a nicely groomed beard. "Look that that d..