Skunky Beer

What is Skunky Beer?


1.

A beer that has a flavor reminiscent of licking a skunk's asshole.

Dude, is that a Heineken? That is the king of skunky beer! Why don't you just lick a skunk's asshole?

See skunk, beer, terrible, shitty, diarrhea

2.

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.

me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude

patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack

me: okay . . . <dialing>

bud: yaw, hello, who dis?

me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!

bud: you over 21?

me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer

See bud, budweiser, bud light, beer, brew, Urban Dictionary


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