Skuter The Kooter

What is Skuter The Kooter?


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A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

See kooter, scones, bunghole, jelly


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