Skwelch

What is Skwelch?


1.

A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function

1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"

Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch."

2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?"

Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!"

Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus."

3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?"

Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched

See diarrhea, chinese water torture, anal beads


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