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A good substitute for alcohaul
Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract.. 
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when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.
dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll.. 
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commercials that try to discourage kids from doing drugs, weedin particular.  unfortunately, you have to be really, really high to get t..