Skybear

What is Skybear?

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The number one most terrible carnivore this ugly earth has ever seen. It has the powerful body of a grizzly bear, with the sky tearing wings of a mega-hawk. Skybear attacks are precursed by the terrible screech-roar of this giga-creature.

Joe- How did you lose your legs man?

Nick- Fucking skybear.

Joe- Jesus H. Christ, you lived?

Nick- If you call this living.

Both- *Tears*

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