What is Skydiving?
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An activity where one jumps out of a plane with a parachute on their back and falls thousands of feet before opening their chute (most of the time without any "aggravations") and land back on the ground just as if they had jumped down from a 5MPH moving truck (again, results vary.)
White boy: I think I'll go skydiving this weekend.
Marcus: You be crazy.
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Skydiving involves jumping from an airplane at altitudes typically ranging from 12,000 feet to 14,000 feet…freefalling for about a minute, then deploying a parachute at typically 3,500 feet…and flying the parachute to a designated landing area. Skydiving has become safer in recent years due to a device that will deploy a parachute automatically at a certain altitude for you if you cannot. Skydiving is an extremely fun sport that is challenging and is best suited for the fast thinking, mature, and open minded individual that enjoys doing things with other people. Skydivers are some of the most fun loving people you will ever meet and very few of them are “crazy”. This sport is often called "crazy" by individuals who are not open minded, live vicariously, or simply do not have the balls to try it.
Skydiving is the most fun sport anyone could ever do and you should try it...this summer!
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A modern sport involving parties, bragging, mass consumption of alcohol, sexual excesses, and on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
Skydiving is about much more than jumping from a plane. You might be a skydiver if you forget to lower your voice when talking to your jumper friends in a restaurant about the weekend's lost dildos, loose leg straps and lack of penetration.
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A pathetic excuse for people to commit suicide on "accident" and call it a sport.
Guy1: Hey Jason is going skydiving again.
Guy2: I know a lot of Jasons, the last one I knew went skydiving and "forgot" to use his parachute...oh you're messing with me. Screw you!
Guy1: Sit on it and rotate!
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Skydiving?? What do you think, I'm fucking crazy??
