Skyhook Edit Meaning

1.

It's a sexual position where the girl is laying on her back and the man thrusts his penis into her mouth

He gave her the ole skyhook

See bj, sky, hook, thrust, blowie

2.

UK: Merchant Navy.

An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.

Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)

3.

Scottish slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head.

see rocket

"Naw I don't want to go on a weekend drinking session down in London ya skyhook. Away tae yer bed, it's 4am on a saturday morning for fuck sake."

4.

An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there.

When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.

See skyhook, skyhooks, invisible, hook, spider-man, spiderman, fly

5.

Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.

I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.