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When titty-fucking a girl you fake an orgasm, and as she is getting up you blow a wad in her face.
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My favorite Basketball team, probably known for it's great players but bad luck when it comes too winning in the post season. Usual..
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While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast
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