Slabber Cabbage

What is Slabber Cabbage?


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A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage


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