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n. Ugly sandals that are inexpensive knockoffs of Birkenstocks.
Maya couldn't afford real Birkenstocks so she found some cork-sole..
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After eating a cheesy substance, a girl is fingered. Therefore her vagina is infested with cheese.
Oh, man, Marni got the cheez-it last..
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Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they ar..