What is Slacker Parking?
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Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
Random Words:
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A baseball bat a la Pat Megna
Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.
See weapons, bat..
