Slag Ballast

What is Slag Ballast?

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

Monkeymongmashed

1. knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted; not just mashed, beyond mongmashed. I can't believe I shagged all tho..

Eee La

1. Words often used to describe something that may be unpleasant to the eyes. Often used by scousers. Eee la, whats that on your lip?!!! ..

Smoofish

1. From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof..

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