What is Slagumberry?
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When one has anal intercourse and retracts ones male penis and finds a droplet of liquid poo on the end of the helmet. Then waits for it to dry and is left with a crusty brown circle on the end of the bellend.
I totally fucked your mum yesturday and got a Slagumberry
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