What is Slake?
1.
A pathetic gay man who makes things up to make friends and lure underage boys.
Watch out for the slake with a six-pack and a joing outside of your junior high, he has a bottle of rufies and a video camera.
2.
noun; a gratifying or pleasurable turn of events
verb; to gratify or satisfy
That hard-boiled egg burrito sure was a slake, mom!
The television slaked me with Encino Man
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3.
Someone who is both a slut and a flake. Or, someone who flakes out on you to act out slutty behavior.
"Fuck, Amanda slaked on me again. We had plans and instead she went to bone 3 different dudes."
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4.
Verb - to masturbate and ejaculate on ones couch.
"Dude, you're f'n sick! You just slaked on my new sofa!"
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5.
One who stays frozen in time, fears change. Fence-sitter.
He hasn't made a move because he is a slake.
6.
off-key, unusual, somewhat rumbunctious. WILD!MAD!
"oy blud can yous go down chicken shop and get me someoff that meal deal number 3!"
"I would blud, but the owner of the shop is known by the street possies to be a piece slakey slakey. YA get me?"
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