Slam The Clam

What is Slam The Clam?


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Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.

Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?

Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!

Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.


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