Slam The Ham

What is Slam The Ham?

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."

"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

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Mind Fondeling

1. going past sex. they went all the way to mind fondeling!! See sex, mind, touching..

Cysed

1. 1.) really excited 2.) ready 1.) yo im cysed bout the party tonight 2.) aye i didnt study for the test but im still cysed..

Painted Maypole

1. a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit. OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT S..

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