Slam The Ham

What is Slam The Ham?

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."

"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

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