Slaming The Ham

What is Slaming The Ham?

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What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.

2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?

Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.

Girl 1: EWW....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

See whacking off, jerking off, playing with yourself

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