What is Slammered?
1.
So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!
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2.
Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
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3.
Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"
aka. really really drunk
Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee
Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.
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4.
When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.
Hey asshole you just slammered me.
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5.
being slammed and hammered at the same time.
a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.
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