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An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be drivin..
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(Aitch)H-(Ee)e-(Double-tooth-picks)l-l
Probably the way Ned diddly-doodly Flanders would say HELL.
What the aitch-ee-double-tooth-pick..