Slangdefine

What is Slangdefine?


1.

A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:

1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.

"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"

2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.

3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:

"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"

4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about womenand anything written by sony roolz.

Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep slangdefine free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.

Have a nice day ^_^

2.

For when you just gotta know what it was that black guy said to you today... slangdefine

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!

White guy: WTF?

slangdefine: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with slangdefine? I think its great!

White guy: Oh.

3.

slangdefine is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid and hateful people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary and it takes more time than posting comments.

no example

See Annie

4.

A battleground for trolls, flamers, fanboys, and elitists.

<slangdefine user> So people likes anime, huh? Well I hate it, so I'll write a definiton saying that anyone who likes it is a fat 35-year-old Wapaneseotaku who lives in his mom's basement!

See dj_gs68

5.

This site, which is supposed to be used for urban slang but most of the definitions are

1) Sexually related

2) Video game related

3) Peoples names

4) Words that people just make up out of no where and claim it's urban slang.

5) Not real facts and just peoples opinions without reason.

Only some of urban dictionary is used properly.

1) I'll use slangdefine to educate myself about sex!

2) I'll go onto urban dictionary and educate my self about video games and realise theres people besides me that still play the snes!

3) I'll go onto urban dictionary and learn about some rapist some guy met!

4) I'll go onto urban dictionary and look at all the crappy words that people make up like neegah.

5) Wow, chrono triggeris such a great game but i'm not going to give a reason!!!

6.

A place for oh so "clever" kids to create breathtakingly unhumorous definitions for various words, both real and contrived.

Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

See Belisarius

7.

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!

"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."


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