What is Slang-vention?
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To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.
Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.
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The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.
How many more micro minutes till dinner?
See minutes, eating, cooking..