What is Slap Ass?
1.
when you are boning your girl doggy style and your balls slap her ass
My balls got sore doing slap ass.
2.
slap ass n.:
A person who is careless, hasty, and unintelligent.
"I knew I could not count on that slap ass."
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3.
to beat someones ass
i am going to fucking slap ass after school
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4.
In reference to baseball, to give the Slap Ass, one must lower the arm to waist height with the forearm slightly elevated. On the approach of another teammate from behind, the wrist is bent back slightly and a quick tap is given on the ass.
This act of sportsmanship and encouragement is given following either a good play, a play that was ruined, or for just plain pep.
The slap ass is limited too, but does not exclude, coaches of other sports, as well as other sports players.
NOTE: This is the ONLY instance in which another male may slap another male's ass, and not be considered gay by fellow teammates. On-lookers, fans, and friends are not subject to this requirement, and thus may consider you gay.
Friend 1: Man, did you just see that awesome
web gem ?
Friend 2: Yeah, he even got a slap ass afterwards.
Onlooker 1: Did you just see that guy give a slap ass to the other guy? I think they may be gay.
Onlooker 2: No, they aren't. They play baseball.
Onlooker 1: Ohhhhh.
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5.
a game similar to tag where the person who is "it" tries to *unsuspectingly* slap a player's ass as hard as he/she possibly can. *emphasis on unsuspectingly
Mike slapped me so hard in Slap Ass, that i could not sit down for the rest of the evening.
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6.
a really juicy woman who wont spread her legs for you, but is willing to suck this skin off your balls and cock.
Oh, fuck me slap ass!
7.
hysterically drunk
laughing while slapping his own ass
He be slap ass drunk.
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