What is Slap Dick?
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slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
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a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.
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1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
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n. one who fucks tits; more specifically a man who inserts his penis between (typically) a woman's breasts and humps away
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An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and t..
