Slap Dick

What is Slap Dick?


1.

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

2.

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.

3.

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.

2. masturbation

3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.


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