Slap Hats

What is Slap Hats?


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An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

See cock, helmet, spank, hat


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