What is Slap Hats?
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An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.
There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?
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The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so..
