Slap My Top

What is Slap My Top?

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.

there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

Moose Nose

1. the male equivelent of a camel toe he has such a moose nose. See dong, moose, nose, camel, toe..

Egg Mcstuffin

1. A sex term in which a male cracks an egg into a condom. Then, he proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with his female partner. Upon ..

Onned

1. If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav. 1. I haven't onned my computer yet..

Slap My Top Edit Meaning