Slap Stick

What is Slap Stick?


1.

when some one is so ugly you just want to slap the living shit out of them with a stick!

holy shit! that bitch is ugly! SLAP STICK SLAP STICK!

See slap, stick, pole, twig, punch

2.

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!

(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)

Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.

Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.


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