Slap The Ham

What is Slap The Ham?


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1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.

Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?

See cgizzle, handy, ass muncher, clit


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