What is Slap The Ham?
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1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
Danny likes to slap the ham.
Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?
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