Slap The Monkey

What is Slap The Monkey?

refers to a woman masturbateing, refering to the monekey being her vagina

i have a headache, i think i might go home and slap the monkey

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U-ie

1. A u-turn when driving, pronounced "U E" Ah we missed it, bust a u-ie! See u-turn, youie 2. The act of making a quick U-Tur..

Anant

1. A person who will never give up no matter how hopeless something is. they can often be found in karaoke joints sitting in a corner check..

Shadowman

1. Weirdo that plauges people and sites, Seems to hang around Portsmouth Area until migration comes when it heads north in search of cold. ..

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