Slap The Monkey

What is Slap The Monkey?

refers to a woman masturbateing, refering to the monekey being her vagina

i have a headache, i think i might go home and slap the monkey

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Ridiculi

1. The plural of ridiculous, meaning exceptionally ridiculous so much so that saying ridiculous is not enough to express the ridiculousness..

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1. Another definition to sexually stimulate one's self in a NON aggressive manner. This is usually done solo, but can be accomplished ..

Helecoptering

1. Helecoptering is where the males penis is repeatedly slapped against another persons face. The name is derived from the noise made Mak..

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