Slap The Oyster

What is Slap The Oyster?

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After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

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Zakk

1. An amazingly hot boy who has a great sense of humer, perfect personallity, and a spectacular bass player. Is obsessed with rare celebrit..

U.p.b.

1. Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise". the common (but not remembered) cause for this is : a) running into things b) fal..

Hummuscide

1. To kill someone by force feeding them too much Hummus. Shit! abraham just commited Hummuscide oy vay! See hummus, murder, dead, food, ..

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