Slap The Oyster

What is Slap The Oyster?

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After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

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Zoerdo

1. combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny. "Hey who's that horny girl..

Kendellidis

1. being born with one leg and one very long penis. so long that one can walk on it. very rare hey man did you see bob? which one? the o..

Newburgh

1. City in upstate (downstate? Depends on your point-of-view) New York in the USA. WAY tougher than pussy ol' Poughkeepsie. Take a mid..

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