Slap The Oyster

What is Slap The Oyster?

female masturbation

After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

See masturbation, snatch

Cowned

1. to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang. Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee. See brutal, owned, cown, vio..

Blackops

1. mostly related to secret missions executed by the US Navy seals alright gentlemen, this mission is blackops See secret, military..

Take A Toilet

1. to take a crap. to take a poop. Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces! See crap, poo..

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