Slap The Oyster

What is Slap The Oyster?

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After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

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1. an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit. Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps? Me: Man! ..

Seductise

1. To seduce someone with just the look in your eyes, more mild than eye fucking, but more extreme than just a once over. Must include eye ..

Kermicide

1. The act of killing a frog. Miss Piggy got pissed off and committed kermicide...

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