Slap The Raccoon

What is Slap The Raccoon?

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

See animals, raccoon, slapping, masturbation, racoon

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