Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Umbrello

1. n. retard someone who doesn't understand anything and gets confused. A person who never quite knows whats going on. An non socia..

W.p.s.

1. "White People Shit" Something usually done by the Caucasian race that generally displays lack of common sense. Craig: "M..

Getting Fucked On

1. Being put under excessive pressure, harangued, abused, belittled and all manner of things that are no fun. Ben is totally getting fucke..

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