Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

In-crowd

1. A group of people who know the specifics or details about certain things such as games, programs, chatboxes and forums. 'so anyway..

Quite-a-couple-few

1. An unknown quantity of something. "Yo CJ, let's go to Club Six." "Mayun... I don't know, it might be quite-a..

Aelam

1. the same as a zenex except a aelam hogs the compi/gamecube/gameboy ect stop being so annoying and get off the computer! See alex..

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