Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Tanq'd

1. To become drunk (or tanked) off of tanqueray dry gin. i was so tanq'd last nightt. i love that dry gin. See tanked, drunk, bombed..

Kinked Waterhose

1. Bending the penis directly before ejaculation. That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose...

The Four Finger Discount

1. When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking. -This act ..

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