Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

50p Lil

1. A dirty, old, fat, Indian prostitute living in Northampton who will do anything for 50p. Your mum is 50p Lil, you dirty tramp Your mum..

Humungaturd

1. Any large moving object That lady is a humungaturd. See huge, tiny, humongous, gigantic, small, little..

L.y.a.o.

1. Laugh Your Ass Off "Man, what a pisser, go see it, you'll L.Y.A.O." See comedy, l.m.a.o, funny, humour..

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