Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Fwac

1. Pronounced F-Wack..stands for Fatties Without A Clue. Did you ever get behind a couple of really obese people on the sidewalk or at the..

Queefy

1. something that is bad, or in other terms... vagina fart like. My car broke down today because it was a queefy peice of shit. See janky..

Qumby

1. A man or woman that sucks the farts out of dead chickens assholes Gary- did you hear about Billys new job. Larry- no what is it. Gary..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Slap The Salami Edit Meaning