Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Insufflate

1. to blow on or into. to inhale a substance into a body cavity. see rail I insufflated 3 8-balls of cocaine in a week. See larstait..

Juck

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Mootivator

1. A person who demonstrates greatness or heroism. One who stands out. A hero. Look at that guy, he's a hell of a Mootivator! God..

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