Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Ball Deep

1. (adj.) to describe a good, hard fuck or when you're getting that last inch in before you dump the skeet I bent her over the desk a..

Hurtily

1. adj. with great pain or discomfort. Nuclear weapons can either kill quickly and painlessly or slowly and hurtily. See hurt, pain, ouch..

Young Stunna

1. someone reaalllllllyy pimpin like myself yo Matts a YOUNG STUNNA'!!!!..

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