Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Jean Cretiened

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Restlessness

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Kurtis Norwood

1. noun- a young asian girl that squeals like a big when you touch its bum. verb- to be a young asian girl that squeals like a big when so..

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