Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Handy Pandy

1. a slang for hand job dude i got handy pandy from her See hand, job, weiner, shaker..

Ipeem

1. Ice cream, custard, frozen yogurt, etc. 'Hey, let's go get some ipeem from DQ!' 'This neapolitan ipeem is sweet!&a..

Qsi

1. noun. 1.) Amazingly cute nerd boy 2.) Great kisser 3.) Fan of Boba. extra boba. 4.) Sweetest boy ever QSi :) See nerd, cutie, bab..

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