Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

W00g

1. The term for an overwhelming victory over the opponent, in which he/she is completely humilated. Derived from the term w00t. "LOL..

Cumdrip

1. After a guy ejaculated and wipes off his dick. He stand up a few minutes later and a glob of come falls out of his dick. The woman sai..

No Biggie

1. not something to worry about. shortened from the phrase "no big deal." If you can't meet me Saturday, it's no bigg..

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