Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

Emogasm

1. To orgasm ubruptly due to emotional events or comments. Oh my god that was so good an sad and emo!! EMOOOOOGAASSMMM!!! See Emo Princes..

Colum

1. Colombian Marijuana See Mark..

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