Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Mexican Hayride

1. Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck. If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm go..

A 71

1. when your 69'n a girl and stick two fingers in her butt.(69 plus two makes 71) last night i gave my girl a 71, she almost flipped ..

Kangaroo Express

1. when a guy slerps poop from a girls butt hole oh damn...he kangaroo expressed that hoe! See sex, kangaroo, hoes, gross..

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