Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

Yes, Giraffe

1. a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say ex. u can also use it as a non-sequential response to an..

One Night Relationstand

1. When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a o..

Flice

1. A Hybrid Of LiceAnd Fleas. William Has NASTY Flice All Over His Head And Shirt. See flice, william, fleas, lice, nasty..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Slap The Salami Edit Meaning