Slap The Salami

What is Slap The Salami?

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

See masturbate, poppin a chimechanga in the microwave, bust a nut

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