Slap The Turtle

What is Slap The Turtle?

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle

i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

See anal, sex, turd, turtle

3e8

1. Speed of light. The Speed of Light is 3x10^8, or 300,000,000 meters per second..

Yired

1. Adj. (derived from 'tired') Usu. used to describe that which is 'uncool'. Synonymous with whack, lame, played out, ..

Suckerfool

1. what you call someone when you want to punch them in the face and then take a dump on their chest. You just got punk'd, suckerfool..

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