Slap Your Plastic

What is Slap Your Plastic?

To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.

Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!

Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!

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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)

See credit, card, plastic, slap, grindage, chili, slurpee, purchase, debit, buy, munchies, food

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