Slap Your Plastics Edit Meaning

1.

To pay by credit card, often for a larger than expected bill

After your date orders the filet AND the lobster tail, you will have to slap your plastics on the bill.

See charge, pay, pick up the tab

2.

Putting a condom on before you bang a chick

Before banging a chick you better slap your plastics on or you're gonna be a daddy

See condom, bang, plastics, chick, daddy

3.

A phrase that is said to whomever is dating an annoying super model to shut her fake-ass up.

Bitch, slap your plastics.

See phrase, annoying, model, fake, ass, bitch, plastics, slap your plastics

4.

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!

Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.

5.

To insert contacts in your eyes.

John said, "Slap your plastics and let's go to the bar."

See contacts, eyes, glasses, plastic, put