Slap-a-dick

What is Slap-a-dick?


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can be used in various forms... such as

a)an intransitive noun - "What a slap-a-dick" used to describe a homosexual man who uses wombat-douches.

b) a verb - when ur girlfriend decides she's going to be funny while giving you road head and then u slap the fuck out of misty and say "bitch don't ever think u can slap-a-dick and get away with it"

and finally

c) it can also be used as a technique for a girl in a fight against a large black male... NOTE:does not work effectively on asians at all

"that bitch tried to slap-a-dick... too bad she couldn't find it..." -slappey

"Ur mom is a giant slap-a-dick"

See slap-a-dick, dick, slap


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