Slap-a-johnny

What is Slap-a-johnny?


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Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

See boober, milkshake magnifier, virginia wood, bitchcandie, blowhole


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