What is Slape?
1.
According to the International Council on Somnambulatory Coitus:
The act of forced sexual congress while one partner is asleep.
Contrary to popular opinion just having one partner asleep is not enough to constitute "slape." The partner must actively be resisting in a dream in order for "slape" to occur.
Andy: Ali stayed over last night.
Rick: Oh yeah? Anything happen?
Andy: Not according to her. but I seem to recall dropping a vicious load up in her delicious beefhole.
Rick: Isn't that illegal? That's rape!
Andy: Only in 49 states, my friend. I prefer to think of it as "slape".
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2.
1. a slape is a gangsta slap accorss a bitchs head as ur macking her ass.
2. a scientific name for a frogs penis.
look at that frogs fucking huge slape.
i slape'd that hoe silly.
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3.
to slap and rape someone at the same time.
I was mad and horny at the same time, so i just had to slape that bitch.
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4.
Slippery underfoot/icy. Yorkshire slang.
It's a bit slape out this morning.
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5.
to slut rape
i had to slape a hoe last night
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