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The act of masturbating to an imaginary woman as opposed to watching porn.
Imagerbating usually takes place in the shower where pornog..
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A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
I was at the massage parlor..
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Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.
Keep laughing like that and they're going to put y..