Slapped By Jesus

What is Slapped By Jesus?

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".

- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

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