What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles ..
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One of the hottest women to ever walk this planet.
A: Hey dude thats the hottest woman ive ever seen!
B: I know thats Jennifer Garner...
