What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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An awesome musicians. Lead singer from the Moody Blues. Stoner who uses a lot of blonde hair dye and wears flowery shirts.
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Trying to fuck with a limp dick
After drinking all of that Night Train, I spent the whole evening tatervining.
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