What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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From Middle English eggewode, from Old English ecgwudu (Flaming faggot)
A horrid creature manifested by some demented breeding of man a..
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To clean up obscene language for public consumption, i.e., when talking to your grandmother.
You need to obsanitize that script if you ..
