What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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n. Slang for a Hairy Pair of testicles.
(Shit man, I needa shave my hairyperatesties)(Ew, that is one Hairyperatesties!!)
See scrotum,..
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Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.
Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.
See t-shapp..
