What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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It means when you like to have sex with black people.
Hey Don, what u doin?
Nuthin...wanna screw?
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when you do a poo that rips your arse apart because it is so bloody big and massive. it feels like your arse has been rapped. it has chu..
