What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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(adj) - when someone is so much of a hipster that the sight of them makes one laugh histerically.
That guy's such a hipster, it&ap..
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The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.
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