What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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