Slapped The Couch

What is Slapped The Couch?

1.

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

See masturbation, man juice, love nectar, semen, sports
53

Random Words:

Aosth
1. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, an old TV show from the mid-90's. Now almost only to be found on the internet Anyone know where ..
Read more
Yahoshua
1. Jesus' name in the ancient hebrew tongue. 1.Yahoshua is the hebrew translation for Jesus. 2.Yahoshua is the king of kings and lor..
Read more
Eating Snacks
1. v. not doing shit. sitting around bored as hell. spending long periods of time sleeping and not doing a whole lot in general. gruner- &..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free