What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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Term for a large amount of emails received from one person which usually makes no sense and causes the receiver great pains.
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That insanely HOT girl, who everyone just loves. see also Ruby.
i want to marry ruby.
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a bitch that rides your bus and your cock an..
