What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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Slang word meaning tampon.
Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.
See tatty, tampon, pipe, vagina, periods..
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A combined word of sexilicious + WOOT + Ish.
Because "ish" makes every word better.
Hey guess what. Morgan is sexiliciouswo..
