What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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ur a fag and u havent a choice about it u re-tart..
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A Homosexual of Buff Stature
"That dude's a Hambone Henry"
"You can tell because of his lisp"
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