What is Slapped The Couch?
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To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
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Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.
SLap the Bitch i..
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One of the names ending in the -aden sound that is popular for boys in the 2000's decade.
Aidan, Braden, Jayden, Kaiden, and Zaden..
