What is Slapper Poach?
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When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.
"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'
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an extremely, almost sickly cute couple that everyone looks at and says 'awww, aren't they sweet!' and then almost vomits..
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some rotten custy in a pink cardigan says in no particular order snappety snap directly following your aw snap over some worthwhile even..
