What is Slapper Poach?
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When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.
"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'
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an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelate..