Slapping The Captain

What is Slapping The Captain?

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masturbating

(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

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