Slapping The Captain

What is Slapping The Captain?

1.

masturbating

(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

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