Slapping The Monkey

What is Slapping The Monkey?

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

Pulled A Max

1. Getting With A Fat Girl (ie. Michelle). After Having a Chance to get with a hot girl. I was with him all night, and he pulled a max and..

Gqmf

1. An acronym for "GQ mother fucker," referring to actors that are physically attractive enough to grace the cover of GQ magazine..

Comic-con

1. The world's largest and most kickass annual 4-day nerd fest in sunny San Diego, California featuring comic books, games, arts, movi..

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