Slapping The Monkey

What is Slapping The Monkey?

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

Gash Rash

1. A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash' 2. ..

Lazy Cunt Tax

1. A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support) I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy..

Zzub

1. zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer im getting a zzub from this dip...

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