Slapping The Monkey

What is Slapping The Monkey?

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

Usedtocould

1. v. I once was able to, but not any longer. I used to be able to do that. I usedtocould fist a wallago, but then my anus fell out...

Dickstomp

1. where somebody's penis gets stepped on. my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch. Se..

Aitz

1. (verb)To physically strike (noun)An exclamation of joy, anger or frustration That muppet was wrecking my head so I aitzed him. See Fu..

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