What is Slapping Thomas?
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When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.
"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."
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