Slapping Wrinklies Edit Meaning

1. A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandabl..

1. To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met. ..

1. the act of using marmite as a lubricant for anal sex. jack has a fetish for the black cauldron. you either love it or you hate it... S..