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putting your wang on ones shoulder
while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.
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Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcom..
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Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.
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